Actor Orlando Bloom — he’s a British citizen — makes phone calls for Barack Obama in California. Aren’t concerned celebrities so cute!
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Actor Matthew Broderick says “take the day off” tomorrow and volunteer for Obama.
Sound Bite: “I promise you. It will be a day off you’ll never forget.”
Multimillionaire rapper Jay-Z and multimillionaire roundballer LeBron “King” James testify for Obama before taking the stage in Cleveland. Get ready to spread the wealth, fellas.
Multimillionaire rock ‘n’ roller Bruce Springsteen says he wants “his country back.” Then he sings. Then he does some political preaching. Then he introduces Barack and his family.
The Boss can’t wait to spread his wealth around.
Jay-Z’s at the mic and before he starts rapping, he talks some politics.
Sound Bite: “Obama’s running so we all can fly.”
Multimillionaire roundballer Greg Oden can’t wait to spread his wealth around.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger delivers one-liners and red meat at a raucous John McCain rally in Columbus, Ohio yesterday. Wouldn’t it be great if the Terminator could run for president?
Sound Bite: [Obama] needs to do something about those skinny legs. We’re gonna make him do some squats. And then we’re gonna go and give him some biceps curls to beef up the scrawny little arms.”
Sound Bite: “I only play an action hero in my movies. John McCain is a real action hero.”
A couple of young actors — anxious to spread their wealth to less fortunate fellow citizens — urge Ohioans to back Barack.
Cynthia Nixon — better known as Miranda in Sex and the City — says she’s interested in women’s issues and that Barack’s her man.
Carmela Soprano says vote for Obama — or you’ll wind up like Big Pussy.
Director Spike Lee says Barack has come along when “the country is at its lowest.” In fact, he’s “pre-deortained or whatever you want to call it.”
Sound Bite: “I say, it’s very simple. You have B.B.: Before Barack and A.B.: After Barack.”
A very trim Paris Hilton makes her case in this new music video.
Sound Bite: “Global warming is definitely not hot.”
A very mellow James Taylor (check him for a pulse, please) sings a dirge-like America the Beautiful at a concert in Chapel Hill, NC and then says “we have all been summoned to do service in this campaign.” Is there anything more tiresome than listening to singers and actors lecturing about the responsibilities of citizenship?
Sound Bite: “Go, Obama Go.”
We prefer Gina Gershon’s impression of Sarah Palin. You betcha!
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Joined by Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler, director Ron Howard reprises his TV roles as Opie and Richie Cunningham in this latest Hollywood pledge of allegiance to Barack Obama. (The Fonz is looking awfully long in the tooth.)
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