John McCain goes to greenland, Oregon, to present his environmental plan.

Sound bite: “Whether we call it climate change or global warming, in the end, we’re all left with the same set of facts.” That is, he says, a likelihood of less water, more storms, less food.

Sound bite: “We know that greenhouse gases are heavily implicated in climate change.”

His solution: new incentives vs. new taxes.

Sound bite: “Wiser ways and a healthier planet.”

He likes nuclear. And he can pronounce it!