Tomorrow is primary day in Pennsylvania and the hills are alive with the sound of political ads. Here are the Clinton campaign’s latest efforts:

Kitchen
“It’s the toughest job in the world . . . who do you think has what it takes?” Not that soft, elitist Obama guy, that’s for damn sure. (Why doesn’t she just call him a pussy and get it over with?)

Spoke Out
Despite Hillary’s warnings, President Bush ruined America’s economy. Luck for us, she “knows how” to fix it. (Shot and a beer, please.)

For People
Hillary likes middle-class folks. Middle-class folks like Hillary.

Talk
Obama lies when he says he doesn’t take money from lobbyists. He’s just like the rest of us bought and paid-for politicians.

Answer
Obama is “making false charges against Hillary’s health care plan” because “there are more and more questions” about him and he doesn’t want to answer them. (Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Weathermen?)