Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both did the Ellen Degeneres show this week. (Ellen says she likes them both.)

Obama — Part 1
They talk about dancing, quitting smoking, what he does on “Day One” as president (he meets with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to talk about how to get out of Iraq), healthcare and why he should be president.

Obama — Part 2

Clinton
They talk about banning glitter (search me) and whether Hillary’s been given a hard time as a candidate because she’s a woman. Hillary says she plans to win Ohio and Michigan. Oops! “Wait a minute — Ohio and Texas. I already won Michigan.” Right — that tough battle against “Uncommitted.” Ellen tells her to “rock on.”