Mike Huckabee’s mascot, Chuck Norris, talks about the fairness of Mike’s fairtax (aka 23% value-added sales tax) idea. Why, says Chuck, I once saw one of those Saudi princes practically buy up a whole store and not pay taxes. Except he probably did pay sales tax and he didn’t pay income tax because he didn’t earn the income here. But nevermind, we love to hate those Saudi princes. Chuck and Mike also try to say that this tax won’t affect old people because they don’t buy much new. They only buy used? Oh, who cares, it’s Chuck Norris!