Hillary Clinton's comedy tour continues with an appearance on David Letterman's show, delivering her top 10 campaign promises. Sound bites -- my top 6: "No. 10. Bring peace and long-term security to The View. . . . No. 6: My vice president will never shoot anybody in the face. . . No. 5. Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible. . . . No. 3. We will finally have a president who doesn't mind pulling over and asking for directions. . . . No. 2. I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on Lost. No. 1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears."