No one looks good in spandex bike gear. No one. OK. OK. Those Tour de France dudes look all right. And Lance Armstrong looks just fine. But the hordes of spandex-clad amateur bicyclists creating colorful traffic hazards all across the country look silly. You know it. They know it. John Edwards saddles up for a big bike ride in Iowa wearing what appears to be semi-spandex. He peddles alongside Lance for a bit. Then he grabs a big pork chop and gnaws on it.