Dennis Kucinich begs his public to make commercials for him that will air on the internet and perhaps even on TV (if he ever gets enough money to buy a commercial slot). Oh, but these aren’t just commercials. No, Kucinich vows they will “connect America with a deeper sense of peace.” Campaign commercials do that, don’t they?

Sound bite: “Peace is practical.”

But seriously… Every campaign should be doing this. People are making commercials anyway (the vast majority cheesy slideshows against purloined cheesy music). But somewhere out there, every candidate has his ParkRidge47 ready to serve.